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</description><title>burtonlang</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @burtonlang)</generator><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>streetrocker:

Forever worship
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59d007901fe0f2b627890d31741f8de1/tumblr_mmbrj9w60F1rf5g61o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://streetrocker.tumblr.com/post/49730360087/forever-worship"&gt;streetrocker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Forever worship&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/49758569287</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/49758569287</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 23:38:45 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate a bureaucracy, build..."</title><description>“There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate a bureaucracy, build an organization, raise money, create a database, buy a house, love a child, spot a scam, talk someone out of suicide, or figure out what was important to me. Not knowing how to do these things is what messes people up in life, not whether they know algebra or can analyze literature.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;William Upski Wimsatt&lt;/span&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://radicalginger.tumblr.com/"&gt;radicalginger&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/49027322777</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/49027322777</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 12:14:30 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bbb26f259cc3d6f603b46e0dac7ed1a6/tumblr_mlufx0gm3U1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b45bd16f6cd27c98b82abd1724568225/tumblr_mlufx0gm3U1qb5gkjo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d49d359924efea26a2cfab33876b249d/tumblr_mlufx0gm3U1qb5gkjo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/17ffea3385c5daca47b6ffe6e5dd6055/tumblr_mlufx0gm3U1qb5gkjo4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/49023238281</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/49023238281</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 11:17:14 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I don&amp;#8217;t know how to make friends.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I don&amp;#8217;t know how to make friends.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47920831078</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47920831078</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2013 20:13:18 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>mammaries:

same </title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1915f3dafacd4427f57530f3aee18d0b/tumblr_mk3h9gXRWn1rhi0rbo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mammaries.tumblr.com/post/47844722304/same" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;mammaries&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;same &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47849376880</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47849376880</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2013 00:50:26 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>100% this. This completely goes with what I was saying earlier...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c018f78945d08bee8761f47d1055289/tumblr_mk8nzvooTA1r1vzzeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;100% this. This completely goes with what I was saying earlier about calling humans “humans.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47842535594</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47842535594</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 22:12:44 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Lately I&amp;#8217;ve been mentally dehumanizing people, by calling them &amp;#8220;humans&amp;#8221; when you...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Lately I&amp;#8217;ve been mentally dehumanizing people, by calling them &amp;#8220;humans&amp;#8221; when you would normally say &amp;#8220;people.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s started slipping out into my speech, too.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47837106769</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47837106769</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 20:52:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>You casually ended a sentence in "ne." Marry me.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;hehe ^//^&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’m a big fan of tag-questions, and Californian English doesn’t have a satisfying way of forming them. I use “no?” or “innit?” sometimes, but “ne?” usually feels more natural for some reason.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47767524383</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47767524383</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 00:16:13 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>dresdencodak:

Inspired by Anita Sarkeesian’s Video Game Tropes...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5eb58de505898ae24cc962fe0a2e863e/tumblr_ml3zfsJvde1qcbajko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b57e7dccc5a83ac5281fb3c92a4750b8/tumblr_ml3zfsJvde1qcbajko2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/130ea41b1228ea8eb63236efc63c8759/tumblr_ml3zfsJvde1qcbajko3_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f921b97b3c48ba5c63b683b54e292f5/tumblr_ml3zfsJvde1qcbajko4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/356f7eb4a9ba63064f245f91fb4507ae/tumblr_ml3zfsJvde1qcbajko5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f1617e7fdca9ebf6493cb703f0eb245/tumblr_ml3zfsJvde1qcbajko6_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dresdencodak.tumblr.com/post/47724463171/inspired-by-anita-sarkeesians-video-game-tropes" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;dresdencodak&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Inspired by Anita Sarkeesian’s &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/feministfrequency?feature=g-high-cpv"&gt;Video Game Tropes vs Women&lt;/a&gt;, I wanted to pitch a Zelda game where &lt;em&gt;Zelda herself was the hero&lt;/em&gt;, rescuing a Prince Link. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Clockwork Empire&lt;/strong&gt; is set 2,000 years after &lt;em&gt;Twilight Princess&lt;/em&gt;, and is not a reboot, but simply another iteration in the Zelda franchise. It just so happens that in this case, Zelda is the protagonist. &lt;span&gt;I’m a very big Zelda fan, and worked hard to draw from key elements in the continuity and mythos.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;This concept work is meant to show that Zelda as a game protagonist can be both compelling and true to the franchise, while bringing new and dynamic game elements that go farther than being a simple gender swap.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Hope you like it!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;omg omg omg&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This would be THE BEST GAME EVER AND I NEED IT NOW NINTENDO.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Aaron Diaz is amazing and I love him almost as much as I love Zelda. &lt;3&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;For real, I hope Nintendo has enough sense to eventually make a game like this. Zelda would make an awesome protagonist.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And honestly, if we’re gonna see from two Triforces’ perspectives, might as well see from the third, ne? I’m pretty fucking down for a Ganon game. I have no idea how that would work though.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47764921434</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47764921434</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 23:01:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd2467017163622e62b9548051462256/tumblr_mkn6qtocUu1qg39ewo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47757913881</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47757913881</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 20:52:35 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I love you.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;so&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47261209889</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47261209889</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Apr 2013 00:39:43 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>have u ever masturbated on omegle cam?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;lol No.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But I do use Omegle pretty frequently
for some reason.
Mostly questions, though. 
Sometimes text.
Sometimes I’ll use video chat while I’m cooking or eating,
but the times I’ve tried to have conversations there,
it feels awkward
unless there are other humans doing it with me.
Generally ones who are good at interacting with humans.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Why? Did you see someone you thought looked like me there? lol&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47165301570</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47165301570</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 20:30:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdyt34Arwd1qdpzt2o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdyt34Arwd1qdpzt2o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdyt34Arwd1qdpzt2o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdyt34Arwd1qdpzt2o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47092434507</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/47092434507</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 23:48:10 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cdffea19d468a3598e9b66cf0f1ee61b/tumblr_mhihzyLt6H1s2ej62o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/46920626320</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/46920626320</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 23:40:52 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>omg
you don&amp;#8217;t even know
like
for real
omg</title><description>&lt;p&gt;omg&lt;br/&gt;
you don&amp;#8217;t even know&lt;br/&gt;
like&lt;br/&gt;
for real&lt;br/&gt;
omg&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/46741967466</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/46741967466</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 23:49:21 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Grown ups get sea Niles and old timers."</title><description>“Grown ups get sea Niles and old timers.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jeff Rowland, &lt;a href="http://www.wigucomics.com/adventures/index.php?comic=718"&gt;Wigu, Day 9, page 1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/45827742087</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/45827742087</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 03:36:27 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/23480d45783f6e0764afbb0d2b66b5f4/tumblr_mjsqbrbB3E1rikjtoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/45573677401</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/45573677401</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2013 02:42:54 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a592a48bf17a06ee2001d22f2f5b71dc/tumblr_mjsr2qvW9R1rmukcqo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/45573540580</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/45573540580</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2013 02:38:26 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>absent-blogger:

I’d vote for him a third time if I could.

He...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c14161804aa2c6cb204ed9a8c9132d78/tumblr_mi8jisJZ471qfv89lo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57685062eb09a311e002eb529f143262/tumblr_mi8jisJZ471qfv89lo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/67780008cfa52dd6da9d03210547893e/tumblr_mi8jisJZ471qfv89lo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51ca0b4cc59adca9c5daad873075428a/tumblr_mi8jisJZ471qfv89lo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;absent-blogger:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’d vote for him a third time if I could.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;He said them. :3&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/43139711533</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/43139711533</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2013 02:21:59 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>a poem I found in a notebook from summer 2012</title><description>&lt;p&gt;boredom&lt;br/&gt;
and regression&lt;br/&gt;
doing nothing all day&lt;br/&gt;
talking to strangers on Omegle&lt;br/&gt;
but never in real life&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;i herd&lt;br/&gt;
u liek&lt;br/&gt;
mudkipz&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/45456327200</link><guid>http://burtonlang.tumblr.com/post/45456327200</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 17:11:00 -0700</pubDate><category>lol</category><category>still relevant</category></item></channel></rss>
